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photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

#those wacky Romans

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

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Concept art for Tangled (by Craig Mullins)

Concept art for Tangled (by Craig Mullins)

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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2 weeks ago
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zachsgay:

What a gross selfish father

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Obligatory "Thoughts on the Series 8 opening sequence" post:

doctorwhoproblems:

The Design:

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Love it. Love, love, love the design. It’s so refreshing to see a title sequence that isn’t just another rehash of epic-generic-vortex-storm-made-more-epic, y’know? I really like the intent behind the clock graphics, that the “Doctor is a Time Lord, not a Space Lord,” which I…

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disneysnowprincess:

howaboutdisney:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

zaynmaliki:

I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”

Oh god this is the damn post that destroyed my soul about his passing.

oh my god was anyone else crying for like 6 hours

I’m done.

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2 weeks ago
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biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

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frozen-void:

supernaturally-marvelous:

friendly reminder that this man is that man

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I will always remember you Ab-less Pratt 

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